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THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 2THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 2 Daisy Goes for a Swim
One day, Daisy went down to the beach for a swim. She wore her pretty pink, frilly swimsuit. She was all set to go for a swim, just as soon as she put the finishing touches on her sand castle. Then, along came a bikini-clad woman with really big fake boobs, who stomped on Daisy's sand castle, and kicked sand in her face. Daisy jumped up and punched the woman in the face. She could not use her Magic AK-47 that Never Runs out of Ammo on another human, no matter how much of a bitch she was. The woman fell over with a look of utter surprise on her face. Then, she jumped back THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 2
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THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 1THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 1 Daisy Goes Picking Flowers
Once upon a time, there was a blonde girl named Daisy. She was walking through the forest on a bright and pleasant summer day, looking for wildflowers. As she bent down to pick a particularly pretty flower, she heard a rustling in the leaves behind her. She stood up cautiously and turned around. From out of the dark depths of the forest jumped a slimy lizard beast. Its sharp teeth dripped with thick saliva, and its hot fetid breath was a foul stench that practically singed Daisy's nose hairs. Daisy eyed her opponent carefully. It was hissing with hunger, ready THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 1
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Current Residence: Claremont, VA
Interests: stuff
Favourite movie: The Incredibles
Favourite band or musician: Brand New
Favourite genre of music: Industrial
Favourite artist: Andy Warhol
Favourite poet or writer: Thomas Sowell
Favourite style of art: Anime
Operating System: Many Windowses, a few Linuxes, and occasionally, DOS
MP3 player of choice: Classic winamp, circa 1999
Shell of choice: bash, bash2, or tcsh
Wallpaper of choice: paisley
Skin of choice: Native American
Favourite game: Redline
Favourite gaming platform: PS2
Favourite cartoon character: Vampire Hunter D
Personal Quote: Surf Wisely!
Tools of the Trade: Wordpad and Photopaint

Website: http://www.dolst.com

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~skittles797

Oct 14, 2007, 5:45:05 PM

dude can i use the pic for an icon

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~dextrosien

Aug 27, 2006, 2:33:25 PM

I love you dear.

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~dextrosien

Aug 13, 2006, 1:22:24 AM

YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!

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((I cut out the chain letter kind of part since I don't want to kiss anyone but you))

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~Neonkitsuneball

Jun 18, 2006, 6:20:41 PM

o__O Dolst, dude, this page is lonelyful. Time to check out your webby then. Oh-This is Jaimee, the Light from AMA6 ^__^

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Ho Crap..... Amazingly, nearly at 800. I feel uber special. I have something.. really... It'll be done one day.

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AMA6 is going to happen soon... Come see me peeeeease.