THE DAISY SAGA EPISODE 32THE DAISY SAGA EPISODE 32
Daisy Facilitates a Family Reunion
Daisy drove Penny out to the Federal prison to visit Mickey Ice. When the three of them were all sitting down at the table, Mickey continued to stare silently at Daisy.
"Mickey," Penny began.
Still glaring at Daisy, he interjected, "What is this game? You are trying to play me the stupid this time. You have already won. Why do you do this?"
Penny's mouth was still open, so she closed it again and started over. "Mickey, what are you-?"
"WHO ARE YOU?!" he snapped as he turned to Penny. "HOW DARE YOU DEFILE MY SISTER'S MEMORY LIKE THIS?!"
"I AM YOUR SISTER, YOU FUCKWAD! AND DON'T YOU YELL AT ME!" Then she started rattling off a rapid string of loud Russian that Daisy had no hope of understanding until Mickey stood up and grabbed Penny. How he had removed his shackles was anyone's guess.
A guard was already rushing to break it up, but Daisy held up her hand and shook her head. A second later Mickey let out a bellowing sob.
THE DAISY SAGA EPISODE 31THE DAISY SAGA EPISODE 31
Daisy Raises the Stakes
Daisy had a bad feeling Friday night, when the TV station announced a weekend-long Buffy marathon. Quite honestly, she was tired of vampires. The few she had dealt with already irked her enough and that had been weeks ago. She changed the channel.
Interview With the Vampire was on. She liked Tom Cruise, but that wasn't enough this time.
Flip channels again.
Dracula, starring Gary Oldman.
Dracula, starring Christopher Lee.
Dracula, starring Bela Lugosi.
Disgusted, Daisy turned off the TV... or tried to. Bela cheesily raised his cape, gleefully bearing his fangs, then said, "Daaaisy! I vaahnt to suuuck you blooood!"
"Really?" Daisy deadpanned. "Is fucking with my TV the best you can do?" Immediately, she regretted issuing that challenge.
The windows all exploded inward as a small platoon of smelly, dirty, fanged undead invaded. These were obviously low-level mook vampires, as they did not even exhibit the spee
THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 30THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 30
Daisy Makes a New Friend
Daisy was walking through the woods near the end of winter one day when she heard a pitiful dog-like whine off to her right. She readied herself for a surprise attack and went to investigate. She saw a young werewolf, still in wolf form, caught in a metal trap.
Closer inspection revealed the trap to be silver, which could be the only reason the werewolf was caught in it. Its leg was bleeding where the trap held it and the creature seemed half starved.
Daisy reached out to the werewolf to let it sniff her hand, ready to yank it away if attacked.
At first, it shied away as if scared of Daisy, but then sniffed the proffered hand. Then the wolf tried to sniff the contents of Daisy's coat pocket. Daisy reached into her pocket and pulled out her turkey sandwich, unwrapped it, and handed it to the werewolf.
It took the sandwich in its mouth, then sat down and ate it using its hands, much like a normal human would. When it sat down, Daisy rea
THE DAISY SAGA EPISODE 29THE DAISY SAGA EPISODE 29
Daisy and the Mysterious Shadow
Daisy was at school eating lunch when she looked out the window and saw a shapeless blob of shadow staring back at her. She blinked and it was no longer shapeless. Now it had the form of a teenage girl. Then she realized the shadow person looked like her!
Except for the black hair, pale white skin, and black dress, it was like looking in a mirror.
Daisy stood up and began walking to the window. "You gonna eat that?" inquired Patrick McStilson, as he pointed at her unfinished lunch.
"Knock yourself out," she replied absently. She kept her eyes on the shadow double and slowly made her way to the door. She opened it and already knew the shadow girl would be gone when she rounded the corner. To her surprise, she was still there.
"Who are you?" Daisy inquired, wary of a possible trap.
"Walk with me, Daisy. We have plenty of time." The shadow girl motioned to the door. Inside the cafeteria, everyone stood stock still. Patrick was froz
THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 28THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 28
Daisy Versus Mickey Ice, Part II
Daisy was dead. She just knew it. Her eyes were shut tight as she contemplated what it meant to have her life end. It felt an awful lot like still being alive, though. She still felt like she was kneeling on concrete. Could he have possibly missed? Was she still alive? She opened one eye, ready to gaze into the barrel of that revolver...
...and the man's hand held nothing.
He screamed in surprise as he realized he had just been forcibly disarmed. He gripped his hand, now feeling the burn of having his Magic .357 that Never Runs out of Ammo shot from it. A woman's voice called out from the same distance as the last gunshot.
"If you so much as breathe wrong, Mickey, the next one goes through your head!"
Daisy turned to the source of the voice. A tall, muscular black woman stood atop a nearby roof. She wore camouflage fatigues and an Outback-style hat, the left side of the brim pinned up. She currently had Mickey in the sight of
THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 27THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 27
Daisy Versus Mickey Ice, Part I
Daisy clutched her bleeding shoulder with her left hand. Her right hand hung at her side, also bleeding, and in excruciating pain. He had simply caught her off guard, and she could not believe she was about to die. Defeated, tired, and on her knees, she awaited the final shot that would end her life. As she resigned herself to it, she found that, aside from never seeing Rhonda, Garth, or Brandon again, she didn't really mind.
It had started in Carytown. She was on the sidewalk when a chunk of concrete exploded from the wall of a nearby building. A fraction of a second later, she heard the gunshot that caused it. The slug would have hit her in the head if she hadn't knelt to pick up a quarter. Next, everyone else on the sidewalk scattered, screaming.
She was immediately back up and in a ready position. She jumped out of the way of the next shot, drawing her ninja sword that was hard as a rock and sharp as a razor. The third shot