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THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 3

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THE DAISY SAGA, EPISODE 3
Daisy Meets a Rude Boy

One fine Autumn day, as the leaves were just beginning to change, and it was still comfortable enough to wear a summer dress, Daisy was taking a stroll down the street, wearing her pretty little summer dress.
On the opposite side of the street, she noticed a nice-looking boy who walked tall and was well-dressed. She contemplated this boy with interest until he yelled across the street, "What the hell are you looking at, you flat-chested bitch?"
Daisy did not like being talked to in that tone of voice, but she did not want punish a stupid little boy who did nothing more than talk nasty to her, so she kept on walking.
"Oh, what's the matter, cunt?" the boy yelled at her, now from behind, "You don't speak English? You some kind of foreigner from Croatia, or Slobovia, or something?"
Daisy stopped in her tracks and determined that he did, in fact, need to be taught a lesson. She turned and walked back to him. She pulled out her Magic AK-47 that Never Runs out of Ammo, and pointed it right at his head. Since he was human, there was no way she could shoot him, but she could at least scare him into behaving like a gentleman.
"Oh, the little girl has a toy!" the boy taunted. "You don't have the balls to use it!"
"You're right, I don't," she said, lowering her gun. "But I don't need balls. They just get in the way." And with that said, she kicked the boy squarely between his legs.
He crumpled to the ground in excruciating pain. As he tried to mumble something like "I'm sorry" between his clenched teeth, she kicked him directly in the jaw and watched him flip over from the force of her kick, a bloody tooth flying from his mouth.
After checking that he was still alive, she went on her merry way, enjoying the beautiful Autumn afternoon.

THE END
Since another Deviant expressed interest in these stories after all these years, I will continue the saga! :-) Surf Wisely.
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Oh wow, and here I was just posting my sad little journal entry about how nobody seems to notice The Daisy Saga, and then here you come along and post something nice about it! Thank you!
I'm still going to be posting it at its new home on tumblr [link] from now on, but if you want me to keep posting it here I will. :-)